Rahul Verma: My Petty Bits

The Self-Titled Expert: “Restaurant food is all hype. Homemade is the way to go.”
The Curious: “Of course, you are great. But have you ever actually eaten at one of those famous restaurants?”
The Self-Titled Expert: “No need! My home-cooking class gives you all the flavors without the fuss.”
The Curious: “That’s like a baker criticizing a cake without ever trying a slice, but selling his own recipe book!”
The Self-Titled Expert: “… and my recipes guarantee you’ll never want a store-bought cake again!”
The Curious: “hmm …”
The Self-Titled Expert: “… and reach out to ME whenever you ever think you have to talk about food!”

PS (Moral of the Joke): Experts often know more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.